2024年9月15日 · Let's take a look at the best Office quotes from Cornell's most infamous alumni. Whatever your favorite Andy Bernard quotes are, vote them up on the list below so his greatest lines climb closer to the top.

Best Andy Bernard Quotes. 1. “Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they’re unfair.” 2. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” 3. “I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.” 4.

Here are some of the best quotes by Andy Bernard. All right, fine. Just know that you made me do this. ~ Andy Bernard. Toby, it’s a joke. How are you not murdered every hour? ~ Andy Bernard. I get super flexible when I’m nervous. ~ Andy Bernard. Shut …

2023年6月19日 · Read his 40 quotes below. “I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.” ― Andy Bernard. “You can’t let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. Oh, I like your dress, but I’d like it more if you had prettier hair.'” — Andy Bernard.

2021年9月20日 · Over the course of his unexpected seven-season arc, Andy had a bunch of hilarious lines — and not all of them are about Cornell. “Beer Me That Disc.” When Jim and Andy are sent out on a sales call, Andy says “Beer me” to ask for a water bottle and claims that the half-baked joke “gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.”

2020年7月24日 · Read the best epic quotes by Andrew Bernard or Andy Bernard from the American sitcom, The Ofiice. Best Andy Bernard quotes of all time.

2022年2月10日 · Andy Bernard’s Best Quotes. 1. “I’ve Always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway Got a twelve twenty. Always regretted it… I feel lachrymose.”– Andy Bernard. 2.

Here are the best quotes from Andy Bernard that will make your day- 1. I get super flexible when I’m nervous. 2. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays. 3. All right, fine. Just know that you made me do this. 4. You’re the deuce I never wanna drop. 5.

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office." Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place." Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed." Jim: "And a shower."

2022年8月20日 · “Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them because they’re unfair. In my family, you don’t really go out and get things. If you want something, you write it on a list, and then the housekeeper goes out and gets it on Wednesdays and Fridays.

2019年1月24日 · Is Andy Bernard your favorite character from ‘The Office’? Us too! Scroll through our gallery of his most iconic lines from the series.

2021年8月5日 · Best Andy Bernard Quotes from "The Office" 57. "Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair." — Andy Bernard. Season 5 Episode 1: "Weight...

2020年11月28日 · Andy Bernard quotes Andy’s best quotes. The roller coaster of Andy Bernard’s character is filled with so many great scenes. The best of which have taken their place in history as some of The Office’s best quotes. Let’s take a look at the best Andy Bernard quotes from The Office. "Beer me that disc."

Andy Bernard Quotes. A word of advice, speaking as a former baby. Don't get too hung up on baby names. Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair. I get super flexible when I'm nervous. You are a critical part of this seminar. You're the charming warm-up guy.

2024年2月23日 · The emotional finale and profound quotes from characters like Andy Bernard add depth to the show's comedic genius.

2023年2月14日 · Here are hilarious (and totally relatable) The Office quotes you can apply to everyday life. “Would I rather be feared or loved? That’s easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” —Michael Scott, The Office, Season 2, “The Fight”

2017年10月11日 · Today, we revisit the 10 best Andy Bernard episodes of The Office. “The Convict” is best known for introducing Prison Mike, but the Jim-Andy-Pam B story is an under-appreciated gem. Desperate...

2024年1月17日 · Andy Bernard Quotes – A Collection of Hilarious and Memorable Lines from The Office part 2 . Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for ...

2019年11月13日 · One of the most agreed upon obnoxious characters on the show is Andy Bernard. But, unlike some of the main characters, he’s often less endearing and more annoying. Here are ten of the most obnoxious Andy Bernard quotes that …

Andy: “For your information, I have been with many beautiful women.” Phyllis: “…sexually?” Andy: “This conversation is over.”

4 天之前 · – Andy Rooney “It is only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.” ... – George Bernard Shaw. Deep Quotes With Truths That Make You Think “Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I ...