2017年2月14日 · Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some water as well, but why’d you order it that way? We aren’t at work anymore.” The first chemist excused himself and went to weep quietly in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed. Reddit—Jokes Two chemists walk into a bar.

2014年2月24日 · I don't get this joke. Is it some kind of play on "water, too?" Transcript: Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of water t...

2013年6月25日 · Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says to the bartender: “I’d like some h2o.” The second chemist says, “Oh, that sounds good. I’ll have some h2o, too.” The second chemist died. You have to know chemistry to know why

2024年9月19日 · Whether you’re an actual chemist or just someone who loves all things science (and humor!), we have some of the wittiest chemistry jokes that’ll truly tickle your funny bone in the most elemental...

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work." The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.

2019年7月16日 · Read on and school your friends with these funny chemistry jokes that even non-nerds can appreciate. Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies. Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base! What do you do with a sick chemist?

2015年4月17日 · Two chemists walk into a bar, one says, “I’ll have H2o” the bar tender hands him a glass of water. The next one says, “I’ll have H2O, too” he gets handed a drink as well ... He dies ... H2O2 is a chemical formula. by _m_e_a_g___ January 13, 2015

2020年1月27日 · Below is a collection of chemistry jokes, puns, riddles, and one-liners. Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. What is the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe 2. What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa 2. What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium! What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

Two chemists walk into a bar: "I’ll have an H2O." "I’ll have an H2O, too." The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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