We are in the Caribbean with Michael's family, here to commemorate my father-in-law, Jack, a sailor who circumnavigated the globe for 10 years with my mother-in-law, Babs.

It’s the pinnacle of Super Bowl star power: three minutes of Beyoncé, Britney Spears and Pink, dressed as Roman gladiators, singing “We Will Rock You” in the actual Colosseum. Enrique Iglesias plays ...